Should a woman have puzzles? Part 2
What processes in beauty inducing should not be declassified before your men, even to the most outspoken and gullible women? We continue the list of secrets. 8. Chameleonism. How often do you change hair color? How often do you do this with your husband? Do you think that with a head covered with a coloring mass that changes color in front of an astonished husband, a plastic bag and drips of paint look attractive? Then you can safely start the story about how the paint has a bad effect on the skin and hair, overdries it, makes the hair split and dull and how much money is needed to restore the hair – this will finish it off completely. And the man’s cautious words that your hair is already beautiful, said at that moment, testify to his truly unlimited love for you. Believe me, he hardly wants to know what percentage of gray hair you have. Let us assume that a woman (and her hair) always remains young and beautiful. 9. Tuning appearance. If you have already given doctors and cosmetologists to work with your appearance – do not brag about it in the same way as tuning a car. Recognition of false claws, silk extensions, and enlarged breasts will not cause an erection, even if you say that you did it specifically for him. 10. Beauty at home. Of course, a mask of black clay very well cleanses the skin, and chopped strawberries and other fruit berries are rich in vitamins and minerals. But before you see your beloved by sight, be sure to wash off all the “utilities” from your pretty face. Strawberries can cause erotic associations – but not at the moment when they are on your face in pureed form. Rather, it will be associations with the victim of a maniac and gore. 11. Cleaning procedures. Bowel lavage, enemas and hydrocolonotherapy can be very effective – especially if prescribed by a doctor. But the very description of the principle of their implementation can give a good effect only in one case – if you put a man at the table, but do not want him to eat something, because she herself is not enough. The appetite from the description of your efforts to achieve health and beauty will definitely disappear. And the appetite is not only for food. 12. Investing in … yourself. Someone invests in stocks, someone in real estate. But why women spend so much money on cosmetics, salon and medical procedures, not a single man can understand, especially since the effect of many of them is short-lived. And he is unlikely to find this a profitable investment. 13. About the beauty of nails. Even a sensible person can think about the beauty of nails, but to watch how a beloved woman comfortably sits at the kitchen or coffee table and priests over her claws, and the scraps of these lovely claws fly around the room – this is not for the faint of heart. Especially if it is claws from the hind legs, sorry, legs, and the woman is sitting in an embryo position. And the smell of liquid for removing varnish, liquid for softening the cuticle, the varnish itself or the fixer beats in the nose. Perhaps the man will respect you as a talented chemist, but this is unlikely to add his respect for you as a woman. Would you like it if he comfortably placed his 42-sized legs on the dining table and started doing pedicures? That’s right, and he has the same feeling, even despite the fact that your legs are much more elegant and on the table 38 the size takes up much less space. 14. These lovely dimples. The dimples that the great Renaissance painters so painstakingly and lovingly painted in their paintings are, unfortunately, called cellulite and are struggling with it diligently. Do not bother men with stories that your first stage of cellulite is already threatening to go into the third. Do not ask how many new dimples and creases you have. Although some doctors believe that cellulite is the same secondary sexual female trait as enlarged breasts or curls in some places, this feminine feature has far fewer fans and admirers. Do not point out your shortcomings – there will always be people who want to do this for you. 15. Instruments of torture. Eyelash curlers and needles for sticking together stuck together eyelashes will not lead the man into a wild delight. And he will not admire your courage and perseverance either. At best, the use of such awesome objects can cause bewilderment, at worst – doubts about your rationality and usefulness. Take care of men. And stay beautiful and mysterious for them. And how did you achieve this unearthly beauty and mystery – this is our, feminine affair.